Hickey: Hematoma caused by strong suction with the mouth or other parts of the body. It is usually related to sexual activity and excitement, although it can also appear after many hours playing the Wii, and which leads a person to exert strong suction on different areas of their imprisoned loverās body to mark the territory and keep the rest of the females away.
It is generally done on the neck, although it can be done anywhere on the body, taking several days to disappear. Many people think that the mutants in Total Challenge* were born after a hickey, and they are right.
How to remove these marks of the devil from our sweet (and manly) bodies? Well, itās very simple. From the hand of El Bolsillo we get 10 possible solutions:
- Put toothpaste on the hickey and massage lightly.
- Comb the hickey gently with a comb. Donāt tear the skin off! This causes the blood to circulate and move into place.
- Wrap a coin in plastic and rub it on the area.
- Rub in a circular motion with ice.
- Put a spoon in the freezer for 5-10 minutes, and rub circularly on the hickey.
- Thrombocyd, in pharmacies, also works for bruises, it does not remove them instantly but more quickly.
- Put a little coarse salt inside a handkerchief, and immerse it in warm water, then place it on the hickey; causes the blood to disperse.
- Place cloths of water with vinegar several times during the day.
- Hold on, having thought about it before while they gave you the hickey; use, plasters or makeup.
- Time is one of the best remedies, like all bruises it takes time for the blood to return to its place, approximately 5 days.
If none of this worksā¦ sorry, youāre pregnant.
* āThe avenger of the future in Latin Americaā? xd