The HOYGAN, that great unknown

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Hoygan

All of us, absolutely all of us who have a blog have to continually suffer from HOYGAN’s comments, and I’m fed up! For all those who do not know, a HOYGAN is an individual who spells 3 out of every 2 words he writes wrong, but not only with misspellings, but also by eating letters, without putting punctuation marks, in capital letters… Let’s look at an example:

hey I need help, the truth is I have finished the game on my PC, but I need to know where the games are saved to save them because I necessarily have to format it and I would like to rescue them please let me know if you can help me, I would greatly appreciate it, my email is josues18@hotmail.com

or also:

HELLO, I NEED TO KNOW HOW TO INSTALL RESIDEN EVIL 4 ON PC? I GIVE IT INSTALL AND IT ASKS ME FOR THE CD ENCODER I HAVE IT OK AND THEN IT IS ALREADY INSTALLED I COPY THE CRAK AND REPLACE IT BUT THEN IT TELLS ME THAT IT IS ERROR AND OUT OF CURIOSITY I COPY THE QEU IT SAYS EXE AND I REPLACE IT BUT WHEN I PLAY IT IT APPEARS INSERT CORRECT CD HELP ME MY EMAIL IS WDE08@HOTMAIL.COM THANK YOU

The truth is that I have no idea how a HOYGAN’s mind will be distributed inside, but they must have some mechanism that prohibits them from having an email account other than Hotmail. Furthermore, they seem to be very sociable people, since they always end their comments by writing their email address… so that people can help them, even if the answer to their questions is in the comment above theirs, they will not read it.

But whoever says that HOYGANs don’t socialize is very wrong, because there are also those who like anime, specifically Naruto (ALWAYS Naruto) and share their opinions about the series with others…

CHINGEN HIS MOTHER NARUTO IS ONE OF THE MOST CHINGON ANIME SERIES BESIDES DRAGON BOLL Z AND ONE WHO CONTRADICTS ME CAN GO STICK HIS ASS WITH A BRANCH WITH PURE THORNS

CHINGENSEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Although the best are the new wells of ā€˜culture’ called fotlogs, which are not content with offering us photographs with maximum contrast and saturation, which matter little to everyone, we find pearls, like ā€˜yO,, simply,,)’, a photolog dedicated to all those who would like to go blind.

We must not forget that HOYGANs are people like any of us, and like all of us, at some point in our lives, doubts regarding sex, pregnancies, etc. arise. Let’s see the correct way for a HOYGAN to raise questions regarding sex:

I want to know if someone has the tee and has relationships with Don but were they pe? But you have it, I want to know if it fails or nop or something else 3 days before I ye ye la reila you see the relationship and after 3 days I go, that is, ye gando I reila if it means that it is not toy in varasada or and anyway risk of envaraso blame my lack of artography

It has been quite clear to us, right? If not, you can try to help the following young woman, who is worried because she was introduced to a ā€˜pemen’ without ā€˜con don’**:

I would like to know if there is a risk that she is pregnant. Hi, it’s been 5 days since I had relaxation for the first time. I don’t have sex at all. I’m 27 years old. What’s happening is that when I put his pemen in the first time, he got with Don and well, I thought it was a lot. I guess that’s normal. According to him, I didn’t go in much, just a little bit after we got into bathing and there he took off the condom after leaving the bathroom. The bowl saw antriducur. They think but it was only a few seconds and I would like to know if there is a risk of messing up since the relationship was on the 3rd of this month and I got my period from the 7th to the 10th of the month of September. You were supposed to see me down and nothing in that I’m a little bit and regurar but the doubt is killing me and I can’t bear it, they’ll kill me if I’m in a mess, please help me. I need you to answer me as soon as possible

I could go on and on giving examples from HOYGANS, but I think that is enough for the moment, since I think that more or less the idea has become quite clear.

PDTA: And as Alex SĆŗbaru rightly says, let no one tell that they talk like this because they have few financial resources and cannot afford to study, that if they can afford a computer or a cyber computer it is because they have money.