If you think you have a weird name and blame your parents for all your classmates laughing at you because of your name and calling you names, maybe you should think again, since your name is probably not half as humiliating as any of the following ones Iâm going to talk about next. In addition, they can also serve as inspiration if you are thinking about having a child whose life you want to ruin by all means from the day of their birth.
It was a tough childhood that Antonio Bragueta Suelta must have had, and I only hope he didnât have incontinence problems. Possibly the parents of AgustĂn Cabeza Compostizo and RomĂĄn Calavera Calva had thought that their children could create an association against alopecia. On the other hand, Alberto Comino Grande (If his attributes are as his last name makes us understand), JosĂ© de la Polla (?) Francisco JosĂ© Folla Doblado (If he doesnât have back problems) and Miren Amiano (For the weirdos) could dedicate themselves to the Sex Shop or porn business, but with the help of Pascual Conejo Enamorado, more than anything to put some feeling into the matter.
Surely Eva Fina Segura must have had a tough adolescence, especially when all the girls her age began to get their periods and bought pads with a classmateâs name. I have no doubt that the parents of Margarita Flores del Campo were affected in a good way by the 60s, since the only excuse I can think of to call a daughter that is that they were either hippies or⊠that they were stoned.
It must be very difficult to be called Miguel Marco Gol and not like football, although much worse is having parents who are fond of rhymes and who call us Insolina Gato Sardina, which seems like the title of a song from some childrenâs group from the 80s or 90s.
It may also be the case that parents want their child to inspire respect, but to inspire confidence, and for this there is nothing better than calling him José Luis Lamata Feliz (He will kill them, but at least they are happy).
There are many more cases, such as Amparo Loro Raro (Being called Loro and being not very talkative must be a bit annoying), JesĂșs They Are On The Way (It wouldnât be bad if he always arrived late to places), Ana Mier de Cilla (Itâs a shame to have the last name Mier and marry someone with the last name De Cilla, very common surnamesâŠ), Rosa Pechoabierto y del Cacho (Am I the only one who Did the movie Alien come to mind?), Evaristo Piernabierta Zas (In the whole mouth! Thank goodness sheâs not a womanâŠ), Ramona Ponte Alegre (If being sad isnât coolâŠ), Ana PĂșlpito Salido (Who doesnât get morbid about churches? Especially if there are pulpits that stick outâŠ), Emiliano Salido del Pozo (So you were there!), JosĂ© Sin Mayordomo (And he doesnât have who cleans his house? Pobesito JosĂ©), Abundio Executioner of God (This one doesnât seem to need a nickname for WoW) and Fernando Coco Cuadrado (Having square snot should be considered a university degree).