Estados Unidos es ese gran paĆs del que todos los paĆses āincivilizadosā quieren tomar ejemplo, pero leyes como Ć©stas hacen dudar sobre quiĆ©n debe tomar ejemplo de quiĆ©nā¦ Lo primero que se viene a la cabeza tras leerlas es: ĀæQuiĆ©n demonios ha hecho estas leyes y por quĆ© se lo han permitido?
- Oral sex is illegal in 18 states, including Arizona. (Good way to encourage the consumption of Trident Whiteā¦)
- In Virginia, it is illegal to have sex with the light on. (The legislatorās partner was ugly as hellā¦)
- In Willowdale (Oregon) it is illegal for husbands to say dirty things during intercourse. (However, you can recite entire paragraphs of Don Quixote, which is much more exciting)
- Sex outside of marriage is illegal in Georgia. (Can you imagine this law in Spain?)
- In Washington DC, the only legal position is that of the missionary. The others are illegal. (In public bathrooms too? How filthy!)
- In Connorsville (Wisconsin) it is illegal for a man to fire a gun when his āfemale partnerā is having an orgasm. (In case you lose concentration and stay halfwayā¦)
- In Harrisburg (Pennsylvania), it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver in a tool booth. (I donāt have coinsā¦ Would you mind charging me another way?)
- In Florida, it is illegal to have sexual relations with a porcupine. (And this is why Sonic doesnāt have children)
- In Utah it is illegal to marry a first cousin before age 65. (Not one more, not one lessā¦ Perverts!)
- Sex with animals is perfectly legal for men in Washington state, as long as the animal weighs less than 40 pounds. (Shit, with the love I have for my 100kg mastiffā¦)
| Source | College Times (English) |
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