I read in Vidaextra that GameTrailers have made another top of those that people like so much, but this time with the worst movies based on video games. The top is the most predictable in the world, in which Uwe Boll’s pearls (Alone in the Dark, House of the Dead, BloodRayne) stand out as the greatest of the shits brought by Satan to destroy us.
Luego están otras típicas, como Doom o Dead or Alive (esta película seguro que no está nada mal para los adolescentes pajilleros).
There are also classics from yesterday and today like Double Dragon, a movie that I saw when I was just a few years old and that I didn’t dislike, because the T-1000 from Terminator 2 was seen with a beard, which impressed me quite a bit (How the hell could a robot grow a beard?) and the vicissitudes of a young girl Alyssa Milano. Among the classics there is also the Super Mario Bros. movie, which hey, entertains (or entertained) despite not looking anything like the game (Yoshi a velociraptor? That’s what I call throwing balls at it), but Hey! Humanoids with reduced dinosaur heads appeared and that was cool!
Otras películas, como Mortal Kombat: Aniquilación o Wing Commander, no había oído hablar de ellas en la vida, y eso que tengo la primera de Mortal Kombat, que en su día tampoco me desagradó y que veré próximamente para cerciorarme sobre si Dandel debe matarme por mis gustos fílmicos. Curiosamente, esta película me la regaló mi tío asegurando que era mejor que Street Fighter, otra de las perlas de la historia del cine videojueguil.
Personally I think that this list is missing some wonders, like Resident Evil 2 and 3. As for whether or not Max Payne should be there… I don’t know, let Andrea decide :).
Finally, I leave you with the link to the video, because for some strange reason, GameTrailers’ embedded videos work when they want.