I just read this blog post by Javi J. and I found it very funny. Imagine you are on a desert island. The days go by and go, and it seems that you will never leave that damn island, where you are dying of boredom because you have nothing to do, not even look for food because you have a butler (Very ugly) who is in charge of going hunting and cooking for you (He makes some wild boar fillets with vegetables to take off his hat).
One day, while you are taking a dip in the sea, you see that something in the distance is approaching you. What would you prefer it to be?
a) A Mermaid or b) An inverted mermaid

I wait for the answers (and the reasons) in the comments :P
PDTA: You girls can imagine that it is a mermaid.