Felicitar el AƱo Nuevo es una de las costumbres mĆ”s viejas que existen y por Ć©so hay que intentar ser original y encontrar nuevas maneras de hacerlo. Por correo, en un email de cadena de esos que tanto odio me han llegado unas cuantas, que a pesar de no ser demasiado originales, nos permitirĆ”n elegir nuestra felicitaciĆ³n o pensar en alguna nueva a partir de ellas. Sin mĆ”s, Felicitaciones de AƱo Nuevo Vol 1:
- May this new year you find happiness, health, love, money, peace and everything you need. And what you canāt find, look on GOOGLE Happy New Year 2009
- Friends are like stars, you donāt always talk to them but you know they are always there.Happy New Year 2009
The year changes; dreams are changed; goals are changed; appearance changes. But you never, ever change friends. Happy New Year 2009!!.- Close your eyes, think about everything that made you smile in the year that ends and forget about the restā¦ I hope those smiles multiply in 2009. Happy New Year 2009
- If life gives you a thousand reasons to cry, it shows that you have a thousand and one to dream. Make your life a dream and your dream a reality. Happy New Year 2009.
- The police are looking for a person who is beautiful, sexy, charismatic and incredibly good in bed. You, of course, are safe, but Iā¦ Where am I hiding? Happy New Year 2009
- May all your hopes and goals be fulfilled in the new year, But if your happiness depends on my friendship, consider yourself the happiest person in the world. Happy New Year 2009!
- I have found out that an angel has escaped from heaven; Donāt worry, I wonāt tell them where you are ;)Happy New Year 2009
- There are 2 days a year about which you can do nothing: YESTERDAY AND TOMORROW: only today will you be able to forgive, smile, dream, love, feelā¦ MERRY CHRISTMAS AND PROSPEROUS 2009.
- For Christmas: happiness, for New Year: prosperity, and forever: our friendship. Happy new year 2009
- For 2009 I wish you the life of a toothbrush, that you have a lot of toothpaste, a good handle and that you brush three times a day. Happy New Year 2009!
- Consult your horoscope for this month to see how the new year would go for you In health: The stars smile at you In money: the stars smile at you In sex: The stars GET OFF Happy New Year 2009!
- I wish you 12 happy months, 52 weeks of fun, 365 days of success, 8760 hours of health, 525600 minutes of luck and 3153600 seconds of sex. Happy 2009!!
- Do you like to be rubbed, rubbed, made to sweat? Feel the breath, reach the bottom, go up, go downā¦? Well in 2009ā¦. Use the Micro- Happy New Year 2009!!
- The police have arrested 5 alqaeda members, identified as: Albajad Mamad, Alagachad Meted, Almeted Menead, Alakabad Sakad, Alsakad Sakudi. Happy New Year 2009!!
- I wish that peace hijacks your life, love floods your soul and happiness reflects on your face, I wish you, from the bottom of my heart, all the good things you deserve. Happy new year!!
- When you receive this SMS, close your eyes and imagine the happiest moments of your life; Thatās what I wish for you, a happy new year full of joy. Happy New Year 2009
- In life you change the year but not the friendsā¦ I hope our friendship lasts forever. Happy New Year 2009!!- If you want a year of prosperity, sow wheat. If you want ten years of prosperity, plant fruit trees. If you want a life of prosperity, plant friends. I wish you to make many friends in 2009. Happy New Year 2009
- With a shrimp and a mussel I give you a kiss, with a persebe and my friendship MERRY CHRISTMAS and with love worth an egg HAPPY NEW YEAR 2009!!! Sorry that I didnāt call you before to wish you Christmas, because I have the mumps, when I have the mumps Iāll call you and letās go together, okay? Happy new year 2009.
- I wish you 65 days of love, 129 days of luck and 171 days of happiness! Happy new year 2009.
- When you receive this SMS, close your eyes and imagine the happiest moments of your life; Thatās what I wish for you, a year full of happiness. Happy New Year 2009!
- I have granted you 365 new illusions. Happy New Year 2009
- Friends are like civil guard radars, even if you donāt see them they are always there. Happy new year 2009
- I only wish you two things EVERYTHING AND NOTHING: Everything that makes you happy and Nothing that makes you suffer Happy New Year 2009!!!
- May the rain of happiness catch you with the broken umbrella, soak you and splash everyone around. Happy new year 2009!!
- āHello, Iām Sadam, what are you doing at the end of the year? Iām hung upā;- )
- Congratulations on these Holidays!ā¦ with the hope that this Silent Night is just the beginning of a Year full of success! Happy new year 2009
- When the twelve bells ring, close your eyes and make a wish for the New Year, at that time I will do the same. My wish: May yours come true! Happy new year 2009.
- At this moment in this country there are 66,000 people making love, 15,820 are finishing, 19,965 are starting, 28,819 are in full pleasure and there is only one @ reading messages. Wake up! Happy new year 2009.
- On these dates I wanted to send you something sweet, loving, sexy, tender and very entertaining. But Iām sorry, I donāt enter through the screen. Happy New Year 2009.
- Put your right hand on your left shoulder and your left hand on your right shoulder. There goes my hug. Happy new year 2009
- I hope to be the first to congratulate you on the new year. HAPPY 2020!
- Never think that what is fair is what is right, because if they put a finger in your ass it is fair, but it is not what is right. The right thing now is to wish you Happy New Year 2009.
- I havenāt called you before because I have Mumps, when I have shit, Iāll let you know and weāll go together, Happy New Year 2009.
- The police found on New Yearās Eve the charred body of a man without a brain and with a very small ****-. Please send me a message or confirm that you are fine. Happy New Year 2009.
- I hope the fleas of a thousand Egyptian camels infect the ass of whoever tries to screw you in 2009 and that their arms are so short that they canāt scratch themselves. Happy New Year 2009!
- This Christmas, ZP reminds you: If you smoke in the fucking street, if you drink without points, if you run to jail, if you are fat on a diet, bullfights without bulls, football only from Barcelona, āāChristmas without nativity scenes, WE ONLY GOVERN BY THINKING ABOUT HOW TO PASS YOU IN THE ASS, which is why we have legalized itā¦ Happy New Year 2009!
Congratulations, NestlĆ© informs you that you have won the weight of your penis in chocolateā¦ you will soon receive your little prize.
- On these dates of peace and love, treat others with tolerance, do like me, send a message to a friend Faggot
- On these dates I wanted to send you something funnyā¦incredibleā¦tenderā¦sexyā¦sweet and very entertaining. But Iām sorry, I donāt enter through the screen