- âEnhorabuena, ha sido seleccionado para tirar del trineo de Papa Noel esta Nochebuena. En un breve plazo un elfo pasarĂĄ por su casa para medirle los cuernos
- May this holiday season, magic be your best suit, your smile the best gift, your eyes the best destiny, and your happiness my best wish
- The Kings are the parents. (Signed: Prince Philip).
- With a shrimp and a mussel I give you a kiss. With a barnacle and my friendship, Merry Christmas. And with my love, which is worth an egg, Happy New Year
- Santa Claus has come and offered me to have a 28 cm penis or to have a good memory, and now I donât remember if I have congratulated you on Christmas. Happy holidays!
- Happy Easter from the Alzheimerâs Association and our best wishes for 1984.
- When I was born, God gave me the choice between being Good or having a good memory, so HAPPY FALLS!!!!!
- Will you let me play the wiwichu for you??? Wiwichu to merry chrisms, wiwichu to merry chrisms, wiwichu to merry chrisms, an a japy niu yir!! Happy New Year
- The DGT states that at Christmas 23% of accidents are caused by alcohol consumption. That means that the remaining 77% are because of those who drink water, juices and soft drinks. Be careful with teetotallers, who are a danger to other drivers. Happy new year!!
- The LOVELY brothel wishes a happy new year to its best clients. Signed: Toñi, Juani, Agata, Merchi, Bruno and all of us who work for you. Congratulations Guarro!
- Investor Council for the year 2009. Tattoo a Euro on your penis and enjoy 5 advantages: 1) You will see your investment grow. 2) You will enjoy moving your money. 3) He wonât mind if his wife eats up his savings. 4) Only you decide how to protect your investment. 5) Only you decide where to place it.
- If on Twelfth Night you see Gaspar undress and get into your bed, explain to him that what you ordered was a âvolvoâ⊠Merry Christmas!
- Do you like to be rubbed, rubbed, made to sweat? Feel the breath, reach the bottom, go up, go down� Well, in 2009⊠Use the bus. HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
- Free astral prediction for 2009: LUCKâ> The stars smile at you. HEALTHâ>The stars smile at you. SEXUAL ACTIVITY â> The stars are crazy. Happy new year!
- I have managed to cross crabs with fireflies. I donât know the usefulness, but I have balls like a Christmas tree.
- Never think that what is fair is what is right because if they put a finger in your ass it is fair, but it is not what is right. The right thing to do now is to wish you a Merry Christmas!
- Dear Earthling: I am an alien from a very distant galaxy where we can take any form. In these moments, I have become this text message and, through your eyes, I am putting a finger up your ass. I know youâre liking it because youâre smiling. Please send me other people, because Iâm really looking for more asses. And stop laughing because theyâre going to realize⊠HAPPY NEW YEAR 2009.
- Notice to the entire population: the Peace and Love drill has ended. Save the prawns, insult your brothers-in-law and disband.
- Very worrying DGT data, stating that 23% of traffic accidents are caused by alcohol consumption. That means the other 77% of accidents are caused by motherfuckers drinking water, juice, soda and other fags. To parrot with the teetotalers!!! HAPPY 2009!
- I hope the fleas of a thousand Egyptian camels bite the ass of anyone who tries to screw you this 2009 and whose arms are so short that they canât scratch themselves. Merry christmas!!
- This year Santa Claus has the mumps. The day he has paâ whores we will not see his hair. Happy holidays and a prosperous 2009!
- I wish you a 2009 like an umbrella: Lots of fabric and a long handle.
- Your telephone operator adapts its rates to your sex life: the less you fuck, the less you pay. Congratulations! Your calls will be free next 2009. Congratulations!
- On these dates, Santa Claus gives you 2 words that will open many doors for you: PULL and PUSH, jou jou jou. MERRY CHRISTMAS!
- I am an alien that has been trapped in your phone. The keys you are playing are my balls and from the look on your face it seems like you are enjoying them. Happy 2009!
- When a dream comes true, a little elf smiles. May 2009 be the time your elf learns to smile. And if he doesnât smile with his tender little face, without hesitation, give him some good wafers on the nose and twist his balls until the bastard elf smiles. Happy New Year 2009, just because or because of hell. The fucking family⊠wishes you the best, damn it!!!
- May the Christmas elf smile in every corner of your home, and if he doesnât, youâll give him a damn, for one thing you ask for each year⊠Happy 2009!
- I wish you with all my heart a happy end of the year 2009 with this encrypted message: (Turn the phone over to understand it) 77Od V7 3WVdnX
- Friend, you wonât believe it: Yesterday, at midnight, your girlfriend discovered the Three Wise Men. Sure! Because I heard her scream: âCOME BLACK, LEAVE IT EVERYTHING IN HERE!â Congratulations from a friend who loves you.
- Since I know that all your dreams and desires will not be realized in 2009, I ask you to strongly desire one that is feasible⊠suck me off! Happy 2009!!
- Happy 2009 and Iâll stick it in your ass⊠What, that doesnât rhyme?? Well, Iâll shove it at your cousin!!
- Please avoid coming to visit my wife during these days, she has just given birth and is very upset. Thank you for your understanding. Saint Joseph.
- With a shrimp and a mussel, I give you a kiss. With a barnacle and my friendship, Merry Christmas. And with my love, and taking an egg, I wish you a Happy New Year.
- Original, unique and personalized message number 0375A: Happy Two Thousand and Eight.
- Afala kita, amula sela, ispa tota, insupuka sula. You have just recited an Indian spell that will prevent you from making love throughout 2009. Happy and chaste New Year.
- The years grow, life decreases. Eyebrows grow, eyesight decreases. The eggs grow, the dick shrinks, but when the dick shrinks, the tongue grows, and the joy follows! HAPPY 2009!!!
- I have granted you 365 new illusions.â Happy New Year