Assassin's Creed bugs

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Distributor: It seems that the game is ready, put it on sale! Betatester: Um…this…hey, but there’s a bug here… Distributor: It doesn’t matter, probably the players won’t notice… Betatester: But…the horse is deformed and walks sideways! Distributor: It’s a magician’s fault. New philosophy of video games

And developing for new generation consoles has become so extremely expensive that, as they say in Ludoqia: it seems that ā€œthe player is no longer the final clientā€. Or it could also be that it is simply their desire to make money that causes games that are not yet ā€œmatureā€ to go on sale ahead of time (did someone say Lair?).

A clear example of this is the new and acclaimed Assassin’s Creed from Ubisoft, which has some impressive bugs, which supposedly occur when the player dies or when he suddenly ā€œfalls off the worldā€.

Bug No. 1: The deformed horse that walks sideways

Bug del caballo Assassin’s Creed

I didn’t know very well how to define this bug, since it consists of Altair’s horse being deformed in such a way that some of its legs are facing Bilbao and the others are facing Cuenca. It has two variants: front legs and back legs. Because nowadays what is fashionable is to tune animals by dislocating their limbs.

Bug No. 2: Me and my clone

Bug del clon Assassin’s Creed

This bug, what it is about is that two Altairs appear at the same time and you can control both simultaneously. Unfortunately, just because there are two of them does not mean that you have double the life, since it is enough for one of the two to die to lose the game. Furthermore, they can kill each other, something that is somewhat… paradoxical.